Tuesday, April 21, 2015

When My Husband Knocks it Out of the Park

(Greg hates social media, except for one board - and he posts there religiously).  Sometimes I really dig his posts.

My wife just entered the Goldilocks ride... 

The ride will include South Jordan, Bluffdale, Riverton, and Lehi areas. I’m not extremely familiar with those areas since we rarely venture west of I-15 due the rampant violence, poverty, drunkenness, and homelessness. I thought somebody was joking when they said there were actual homes out there. But, believe it or not, there are! Absolutely amazing.

It just hit me that some of you might actually live out there (probably the sweet souls here with GoFundMe accounts). My wife will be doing the Goldilocks ride in a couple of weeks and I want to urge you all to drive carefully. She is extremely fit and hard to see at a distance, but she has caused quite a few accidents due to her amazing looks. Probably a 12 out of 10. Keep your eyes on the road. But I digress. I’ve tried to convince her to ride a rental bike, but she insists on her Damien Hirst Butterfly Trek Madone. She would be heartbroken if this was damaged, and I would be heartbroken if she was damaged, so seriously, drive carefully. I’ll insert a picture for the area natives.

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Thank you for your time and consideration and, hopefully, a change in your driving habit that weekend.

2 comments:

Erin said...

What a sweet guy!

Britt said...

Haha! Yes, in my impoverished state over here on the west side I will make sure I look out for you before I rob the neighbor!