So I've had the pornography talk with my kids. The kidnapping and abuse talk. We've done a simplified "birds and the bees" talk. And we've covered in-depth the dangers of the stove, the oven - and to a lesser degree - hitting and running away.
It just never crossed my mind to have the treadmill talk with my kids...
One ER visit and a late-night scare in the regional burn unit later - I'm a wiser mother.
Have you had the treadmill talk with your kids yet?? You really should.