Yes, you read correctly, and we (I) need your prayers. Tonight there is a great chance that the boys and I will be subjected to toxic air, with the estrogen levels FAR beyond what the EPA recommends. The cause? Twilight came out on DVD today and Rachael is having over a few (about a trillion) close friends that will be pumped up on girliness. Manicures, veggie trays, and Edward swooning galore.
I need suggestions on how to combat this. The only thing I could come up with is, when the kids are asleep, clean my guns upstairs and watch old episodes of 24. But I’m just not sure if increasing testosterone in the atmosphere will negate the estrogen. I’m afraid that if testosterone and estrogen were put in a 1 on 1 fight, estrogen would win. I don’t think I’ve ever won an argument with a woman, so I don’t have much faith in my testosterone.
Anyway, wish me luck. If you notice that Rachael has successfully enrolled James and Andrew in a tumbling class, you’ll know I was infected with the estrogen and gave her permission to do that. Please, for the sake of the little ones, think manly thoughts tonight and direct them towards our house. I’ll need all the help I can get.